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I woke up and looked down at the bodies that lay naked on either side of me. Tim and Matt were sleeping like babes in arms and I could feel the dryness from too much booze in my head. I looked down at my neatly trimmed pussy and gave it a quick rub before I hopped out of bed and went to the shower. As the hot water revitalised my senses I remembered that I had left my bags at university and needed to go and get them. Problem was it was a Sunday and most probably locked. I knew I...

Afterward we both fell asleep for a couple of hours. I woke up, and she was still there sleeping next to me. I laid there staring at the ceiling for a few minutes feeling like I had entered some alternate reality wherein all my dirty old man fantasies had just come true. I admit, I felt like a shitbag too, but she practically jumped my bones. What was I supposed to do? She was smoking hot, and I am just a man after all. A few minutes passed before she woke up. I watched intently as she batted the afternoon nap...